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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 22nd, 1921

Died: October 5th, 2004

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