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I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.

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I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age.

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For my first show at 'SNL', I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn't getting any laughs. This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, 'Okay, that happened, and I did not die.' You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.

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When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

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I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing.

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Sometimes people expect that I'm going to be tough. It's not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time.

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I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That's basically how we're doing it.

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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

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I think for women especially, you need to have a plan. I need to have some other ways to generate income, so I don't have to stretch my face or lift the top of my head with surgery or something.

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I'm not that good looking... nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 18th, 1970

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