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You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Go Pizza Terrible Unless Wrong You

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I have so many strong opinions on the entertainment industry, but if I'm in a deli somewhere, and someone says they love that Adam Sandler movie where he dresses up as his twin sister - well, I don't want to make people feel bad for how they feel about things. I'm always courteous, not mean.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: About Adam Always Bad Courteous Deli Dresses Entertainment Entertainment Industry Feel He His How Industry Love Make Many Mean Movie Opinions People Says Sister Someone Somewhere Strong Things Twin Up Want Well Where

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My favorite comedians are basically themselves onstage.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Basically Comedians Favorite Onstage Themselves

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I have a true love for the old style of Catskill comic. There's a joy in discovering a bad joke... and then there's the joy of delivering it like, 'Isn't this a hacky joke?'

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Bad Comic Delivering Discovering Joke Joy Like Love Old Style Then True True Love

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I'm tired of demographic appeal being more important than talent. I want to fight against that.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Against Appeal Being Demographic Fight Important More Talent Than Tired Want

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I'm interested in Jeff Bridges. I love that guy. And I did like Carey Mulligan in 'An Education.' And I love Meryl Streep, but if they could ban 'Julie & Julia,' I'd be in favor of that.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Ban Bridges Could Did Education Favor Guy Interested Jeff Julia Julie Like Love Meryl Meryl Streep I Love

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I wanted to like 'Up in the Air' - I like Jason Reitman - but Vera Farmiga left me cold.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Air Cold Jason Left Like Me Up Vera Wanted

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'The Graduate' should have won best picture over 'In the Heat of the Night.'

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Best Graduate Heat Night Over Picture Should Won

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I would like Albert Brooks to have received the Oscars for best actor, best director and best screenplay for 'Modern Romance.' I love that movie.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Actor Albert Best Brooks Director Like Love Modern Movie Oscars Received Romance Screenplay Would I Love

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My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes.

~Andy Kindler

Topics: Although Am Exactly Goal How Jokes Realize Supposed I Am

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 16th, 1956

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