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People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.

~Dick Gregory

Topics: About Blood Blood Pressure Brought Change Conditions Diabetes High High Blood Pressure Leave Life People Pressure Style Those Will You

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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don't have the ability to be lovable.

~Dick Gregory

Topics: Ability Dangerous Just Lovable Love Love Is Very You

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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.

~Dick Gregory

Topics: Army Captain Charged Dollars Down Goes Lost Me Navy Rifle Ship Why

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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

~Dick Gregory

Topics: Beginning Between Candidate Forgotten Like Made Marriage Much Political Promises Quickly Relationship Voter Vows

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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

~Dick Gregory

Topics: Fury Hath Hell Liberal Like Scorned

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Let me tell you, never before in the history of this planet has anybody made the progress that African-Americans have made in a 30-year period, in spite of many black folks and white folks lying to one another.

~Dick Gregory

Topics: Another Anybody Before Black Folks History Lying Made Many Me Never Period Planet Progress Spite Tell The History Of White You

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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.

~Dick Gregory

Topics: Alcohol Bring Caffeine Control Days Market Off Out Six Six Days Tanks Took You

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If you take 12 waters from the coconut - not the ones you buy in the store, although that's good - but the fresh coconuts, the little brown ones with the three eyes, if you take 12 of those within 24 hours, your blood will go back to the way it was when you were born.

~Dick Gregory

Topics: Although Back Blood Born Brown Buy Coconut Eyes Fresh Go Good Hours Little Store Take Those Three Waters Way Were Will Within You Your 24 Hours

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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.

~Dick Gregory

Topics: About Am Bigots Black Enjoying Just King Licking Luther Man Martin Martin Luther Martin Luther King Martin Luther King Jr New Really Stamp Think Those White I Am

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There's a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.

~Dick Gregory

Topics: Force Gives God Inside Live Will You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 12th, 1932

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