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It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Doing Interesting Know Late-Night People Television Very While Working You

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I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Alcohol Began Dawned Doing Got Maybe Me Minute Myself Possibilities Risk Slowly Sober Stop Stopped Think Wait Worth I Can

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I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Am Care Commission Every Guess Host Late Late-Night Late-Night Talk Means Night Other Regard Resign Show Talk Talk Show Then Tv I Am

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I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Cause Clever Crazy Free Going He Know Me More Must Said Very Who You Yourself

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Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Laws Me Never Other Out Physics Really Rules Than Worked

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I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

~Craig Ferguson

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For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable.

~Craig Ferguson

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If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Accountability Gone Hold Holding Hosts Late-Night Moral Now Out Politicians Same

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I wanted to be a rock star.

~Craig Ferguson

Topics: Rock Rock Star Star Wanted

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When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.

~Craig Ferguson

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Biography

Nationality: Scottish

Type: Comedian

Born: May 17th, 1962

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