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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

~George Carlin

Topics: Floor Tequila Three Two

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

~George Carlin

Topics: About Fewer Good Know Part Texans Texas Those You

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Always do whatever's next.

~George Carlin

Topics: Always Next Whatever

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

~George Carlin

Topics: About Bible Dawned Exam Final Get How Lot Me More Older People Read Seem Then Thinking Whole

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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.

~George Carlin

Topics: Candle Edison Electric Gas Had He Lamp Late Light Made More Much Night Seem Sure Thomas Urgent Work Worked

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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

~George Carlin

Topics: Been Dust Established Example Fact Futility Good Good Example Next Put Right Soon Things Trying You Your

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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

~George Carlin

Topics: Always Comic First Left Person Speaks Strips

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The status quo sucks.

~George Carlin

Topics: Quo Status Status Quo Sucks

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

~George Carlin

Topics: Began Disease Got Interesting Lost Memories Old Old People Other People Recover Slowly Think Where Would I Think

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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.

~George Carlin

Topics: About Break Breaking Concerned Detect Harder Hell Loose Much Part Will

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 12th, 1937

Died: June 22nd, 2008

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