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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: Come Dreams Drunk Get Influence Make Shooting True Your Your Dreams Yourself

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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: Eat Food Kind Like Obsessed

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When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: Amazing Barbecue Burger Comedy Eat Few Food Items Joints Like Much Obscure Obsessed Places Secret Spots Taco Them Tour Truck Try Weird Well Zone

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The whole idea of love is scary - so is being with someone for the rest of your life and being happy with them for the rest of your life. There's lots of research to suggest that, actually, love's not really that simple.

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: Actually Being Being Happy Happy Idea Life Lots Love Love Is Really Research Rest Scary Simple Someone Suggest Them Whole Your

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I weirdly do consider myself an optimist about love.

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: About Consider Love Myself Optimist Weirdly

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Every single person, pretty much, is taught what they're supposed to do: go to school, get a job, find someone to love, get married, have kids, raise the kids, and then die. Nobody questions that. What if you want to do something different?

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: Die Different Every Find Get Get Married Go Job Kids Love Married Much Nobody Person Pretty Questions Raise School Single Single Person Someone Something Supposed Taught Then To Love Want What If You

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Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.

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Topics: Acting Animation Even Gig More Plum Then

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A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: Age Lot People Stand Stand Up Sucks Think Up

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For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

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Topics: Been Fat Just Kid Know Like Majority May Really Tan Time Well White You

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Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.

~Aziz Ansari

Topics: Always Around Audiences Base Because Cheap Clubs Comedians Comedy Dancing Doing Done Every Every Time Hate Humor Just Kind Know Like Lot Other Really Sex Stuff Time Traditional Very Well You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 23rd, 1983

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