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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

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You can't fix stupid.

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I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

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The next time you have a thought... let it go.

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Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.

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Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.

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As a small child, I could watch anything happen and tell a story, and it was funny.

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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan - thin, slow, and it leaks.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 18th, 1956

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