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When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

~George Gobel

Topics: Everybody Go Goodbye Hello Leave Nobody Party Says

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If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

~George Gobel

Topics: Candlelight Electricity Television Watching Watching Television Were

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My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

~George Gobel

Topics: Chicago Drunk Lived Town Uncle

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If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

~George Gobel

Topics: Better Build Catch Mice Mousetrap Will You

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College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

~George Gobel

Topics: Between College Early High High School Keep Marriage Place School Warm

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Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?

~George Gobel

Topics: Brown Did Ever Feel Pair Shoes Tuxedo Were Whole World You

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Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

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Topics: Brown Did Ever Feeling Get Pair Shoes Tuxedo Were World You

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Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?

~George Gobel

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 20th, 1919

Died: February 24th, 1991

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