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In show business, you had levels. I was at the top of the TV end of it.

~Gabe Kaplan

Topics: Business End Had Levels Show Show Business Top Tv You

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I could've always worked shows, clubs, Las Vegas and Atlantic City, but I was successful in business ventures, and things weren't happening in show business, so I said, 'Let me see what I can do.'

~Gabe Kaplan

Topics: Always Atlantic Business City Clubs Happening Las Vegas Me Said See Show Show Business Shows Successful Things Vegas Ventures Were Worked I Can

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Maybe I just wasn't a show-biz type. I didn't miss performing at all.

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Topics: Just Maybe Miss Performing Type

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I think people will believe anything about someone they haven't seen for a while.

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Topics: About Anything Believe People Seen Someone Think While Will I Think

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I mean, I would have loved to have kept on being a big television star. If that's the way things would have broke, I would have loved to have done that. I just didn't really want to continue and be someone who took whatever was offered.

~Gabe Kaplan

Topics: Being Big Broke Continue Done Just Kept Loved Mean Offered Really Someone Star Television Things Took Want Way Whatever Who Would

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Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.

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Topics: Clubs Comedy Corporate Date Maybe Nightclubs Times Year

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When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played craps and lost.

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Topics: Came Entertainer First Followed Lost Played Shows Syndrome Usual Vegas

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 31st, 1945

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