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Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that.

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Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

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This is not the most right I've ever been.

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We made this movie for $17, and nobody got anything. So it never dawned on me that we would get real people.

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We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile.

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We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names.

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They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them.

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There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel really dopey and useless and like a spectator. I did, anyway.

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She kind of reminds one of Helen. There's something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins.

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Nothing would make me happier if Peter Falk would finally win his Oscar for this. Not just as the writer but as a fan and a friend. It would be so great.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 30th, 1957

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