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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

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One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 22nd, 1921

Died: October 5th, 2004

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