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I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

~Chris Kattan

Topics: Coffee Face Fan Fun Green Happy Light Like Look Mug Rainbow Red Sometimes Unless Yellow

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It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.

~Chris Kattan

Topics: Fun Himself Poke Someone

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I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world.

~Chris Kattan

Topics: Kind Like Little Man Nice Pocket Realize Some Sound Trying Turned Whole Wise Wise Man World Your

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My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

~Chris Kattan

Topics: Before Centered Down Friends Get Hollow Inner Inner Self Know Laughs Made Me More Needy Scattered Seem Self Tell Think Which I Think

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Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now.

~Chris Kattan

Topics: Busy Himself Interview Listen Now Phone Right Terribly Time Yes

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You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!

~Chris Kattan

Topics: Another Being Best Bottles Couple Guys Hours Human Human Being Later Out Running See Seen You You Guys

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I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

~Chris Kattan

Topics: Any Bollywood Dating Gorgeous Hero Ladies Them Wish I Wish

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I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.

~Chris Kattan

Topics: Child Either Kids Love I Love

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I like women who are okay with who they are.

~Chris Kattan

Topics: Like Okay Who Women

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I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

~Chris Kattan

Topics: Fantastic Love New New York Relaxing Traffic York I Love

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 19th, 1970

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