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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Compliments Food Life Need Only Things Three Water Women

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I have my own demons and dark moods. It's weird.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Dark Demons Moods My Own Own Weird

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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Did Excuse Get High Life Messed Messed Up Now Rehab Right Sometimes Stupidity Up Way Wish Would I Wish

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The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Abandoned Beauty Bit Buildings Five Grand Hair Harlem How How Much How Much Money Just Me Money Most Much Next Parlor Paying Rich Somebody Surprised Thing Weave Were Women You

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Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Brown Charlie Charlie Brown Even Halloween He His Identify Loser Own Person Special Star

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A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Goes Great Humor Long Long Way Marriage Sense Sense Of Humor Way

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I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you're trying material.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Believe Club Comedy Comedy Club Concert Material Offend Out Place Trying Where Work Work Out You I Can

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You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Me Mean Offend Only Something You

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Pretty girls have problems too.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Girl Pretty Pretty Girls Problems Too

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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Happy Married Miserable Only People Same Same Time Time Understand You

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Biography

Nationality: Unknown

Type: Comedian

Born: February 7th, 1965

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