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I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

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I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

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I want a man in my life, not in my house.

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I read the 'New York Times', I read 'The Nation', I read 'Newsweek', I read 'Time Magazine', I read 'Politico', I read 'Mediaite'. This is what I do! I read every day, I have interests, I'm like everybody out there who's watching, who's out there watching, you know?

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck could run for vice president.

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I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.

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I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

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Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.'

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I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.

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You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 7th, 1942

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