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The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

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Nobody mountain bikes anymore - or ever did - in comedy, so I have to go by myself.

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Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.

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I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything.

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Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.'

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I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'

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I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests.

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My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.

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I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

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The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you try to do something and you're stopped.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 23rd, 1976

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