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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

~Groucho Marx

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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

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I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

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Before I speak, I have something important to say.

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 2nd, 1890

Died: August 19th, 1977

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