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Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie? I tell you, they don't make 'em like they used to. Will my real women stand up, please?

~Brandon T. Jackson

Topics: Happen Her Learned Like Made Make Man Nowadays Pie Please Potato Real Real Women Recipes Respect Stand Stand Up Sweet Tell Themselves Up Used Who Why Will Woman Women You

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As an actor, it's amazing to get to create different characters.

~Brandon T. Jackson

Topics: Actor Amazing Characters Create Different Different Characters Get

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I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it.

~Brandon T. Jackson

Topics: Believe Got Jeans Man Morning Much Put Time Up Wake Wake Up Women T-Shirt

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My grandma is kind of a rock star. She goes to France and all over.

~Brandon T. Jackson

Topics: France Goes Grandma Kind Over Rock Rock Star She Star

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I want to have children, please God, with a woman that I love and that I'm very attracted to.

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Topics: Attracted Children God Love Please Very Want Woman I Love

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I know how to be funny to black audiences.

~Brandon T. Jackson

Topics: Audiences Black Funny How Know

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I'm trying to build a brand. I'm not just doing one-off projects.

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Topics: Brand Build Doing Just Projects Trying

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I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job.

~Brandon T. Jackson

Topics: Always Comedy Desk Doing Hit Job Never Up Will

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I come from a young, hip-hop, urban world.

~Brandon T. Jackson

Topics: Come Hip-Hop Urban World Young

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When you're blessed, you've got to be sensitive to people that don't have and need to depend on somebody else to eat.

~Brandon T. Jackson

Topics: Blessed Depend Eat Else Got Need People Sensitive Somebody You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 7th, 1984

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