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Everyone knows deep in their hearts that the drums are the coolest instrument, and that a band is only as good as its drummer. So I'm all for drum solos. I'm all for drummers hamming it up. I'm all for drummers standing up and kicking over the kit.

~Fred Armisen

Topics: Band Coolest Deep Drum Drummer Drummers Drums Everyone Good Hearts Instrument Kicking Kit Knows Only Over Solos Standing Standing Up Up

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Every day, I wanna work on being a better person, not just to others but to myself.

~Fred Armisen

Topics: Being Better Better Person Day Every Every Day Just Myself Others Person Wanna Work

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Fereydun, that's my dad's name. My grandmother, my dad's mom, when she was pregnant, she was dating a man from Persia, a Persian gentleman. It wasn't his child, but he was still very supportive and said, 'Hey, this is a great name,' and so it stuck. So that's what she named him.

~Fred Armisen

Topics: Child Dad Dating Gentleman Grandmother Great He Hey Him His Man Mom Name Named Persia Persian Pregnant Said She Still Stuck Supportive Very

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There's something really easy and just somehow un-crowded about the Portland airport. Every time I go there I'm like, 'Why is this so easy and sweet?'

~Fred Armisen

Topics: About Airport Easy Every Every Time Go Just Like Portland Really Somehow Something Sweet Time Why

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People on the street comment on how handsome I am. You know, people stop and say how angular my face is.

~Fred Armisen

Topics: Am Comment Face Handsome How Know People Say Stop Street You I Am

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All of my memories are now on hard drives. I'll change phones or I'll change my laptop, and all my photos stay.

~Fred Armisen

Topics: Change Drives Hard Laptop Memories Now Phones Photos Stay

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I feel like Miami is way, way too hot.

~Fred Armisen

Topics: Feel Hot Like Miami Too Way I Feel I Feel Like

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I'm glad I get to do characters. It's just like a Polaroid shot of whoever the person is, and to me, anyway, that's kind of what life is like. You get a general sense of somebody, and then we're all good, we get it. We understand each other.

~Fred Armisen

Topics: Anyway Characters Each General Get Glad Good Just Kind Life Like Me Other Person Polaroid Sense Shot Somebody Then Understand Whoever You

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I will always, no matter what, be a punk more than anything.

~Fred Armisen

Topics: Always Anything Matter More More Than Anything Punk Than Will

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When I first started going to Portland, people told me about Stumptown. They were like 'Oh, it's the best coffee,' and I thought, 'How good could it really be?' I'm like, 'Sure, great, uh... I'd love to see it.' But then when I went, it truly, I am not kidding, is the best coffee I have ever had.

~Fred Armisen

Topics: About Am Best Coffee Could Ever First Going Good Great Had How Kidding Like Love Me Oh People Portland Really See Started Sure Then Thought Truly Were I Am

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 4th, 1966

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