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When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

~Janeane Garofalo

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I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

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Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.

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I have yet to meet very many people in the press who are really, truly interested in writing a good story or getting at the truth. Most press people, when they come into an article, have an angle that they want already, so they need points to support that angle, whatever the angle may be.

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I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

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Let's put it this way: I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why, exactly.

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I do not enjoy when people don't like me.

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I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

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I remember the old Times Square from when I was younger, and there was a seedy thrill to it. Some of that is gone, which I have a little bit of nostalgia for.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 28th, 1964

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