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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 29th, 1880

Died: December 25th, 1946

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