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I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

~Demetri Martin

Topics: About Be Nice Behavior Chased Day Decision Dressed For The Day Get Hope Like Making Morning Nice People Put Really Saying Sneakers Sometimes Think Today You Your I Think

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Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 25th, 1973

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