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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

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I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

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Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 29th, 1880

Died: December 25th, 1946

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