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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

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Never give a sucker an even break.

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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

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Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

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Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 29th, 1880

Died: December 25th, 1946

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