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I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.

~Jay Leno

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.

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You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh... it's as simple as that.

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The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

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Politics is just show business for ugly people.

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The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.

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If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.

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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: April 28th, 1950

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