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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

~George Lopez

Topics: Bad Best Best Time Reinvent Things Time Yourself

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In life, there's a ying and a yang and a balance. And when you don't have balance, you have comedy.

~George Lopez

Topics: Balance Comedy Life Yang You

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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.

~George Lopez

Topics: Appreciate Bit Both Childhood Different Difficult Early Ethic Existence Feel Grandparents Had Having Instilled Made Me Parents People Surrounded Very Which Who Work Work Ethic

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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

~George Lopez

Topics: America Another Black Come Day Great Great Day Latinos Minority People Pick Together White

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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

~George Lopez

Topics: Able About Anymore Backgrounds Because Black Black And White Even Great Great Time Just Many Mixed People Pull So Many People Time Together White

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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

~George Lopez

Topics: Could Love Much Never Now People Realized

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If this country wants to elect someone with no political experience who is racially insensitive and golfs... In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.

~George Lopez

Topics: Country Days Elect Experience First Insensitive Law Make Political Someone Taco Tuesday Wants Who Will

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I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.

~George Lopez

Topics: Background Believe Care Certain Certain Things Could Need Political Strong Taken Things You I Believe I Believe That

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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

~George Lopez

Topics: Could Nobody Only Somebody Stand-Up Want Way

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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.

~George Lopez

Topics: Because Could Crushed Deal Factory Happen Huge Laughs Limb Lose Machine Nobody Then Thing Worst Worst Thing I Can

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: April 23rd, 1961

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