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I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.

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I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work on because it is a reunion of the boys club of guys that have worked together in the past.

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Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

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Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

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If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

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I think there's a part of me that might be my alter ago, like the carefree, do-what-he-wants kind of guy, because I've been so restrained most of my life, going to Catholic school and being the good son and the good husband. It's a fun escape route for me sometimes to lead that life.

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What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.

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I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

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Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites.

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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 18th, 1953

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