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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

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There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

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When I was a kid, mostly I played in a ditch that didn't have much water in it. It was for drainage purposes. There was not a lot trouble to get into in that ditch. It was ditch activities like catching crawdads and minnows.

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People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.

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If I'm not in the theatre, I'm in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.

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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That's just like heaven to me. I'm a simple man.

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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 18th, 1956

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