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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

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We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

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Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

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It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

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I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 17th, 1955

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