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It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

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To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 17th, 1955

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