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We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.

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I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

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Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.

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I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

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Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.

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I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.

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I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.

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I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.

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I don't need adult supervision.

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Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 6th, 1927

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