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All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

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The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

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You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!

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The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

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I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.

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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

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A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?

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In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.

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It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

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Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 6th, 1927

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