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Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

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What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you're slamming your head against the wall. So it's nice to make a breakthrough and not kind of lying there with your head bleeding.

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People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.

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I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can have a kid at any time.' That doesn't mean you should.

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Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.

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The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.

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I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.

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Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

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What I've found in my career is that 70 to 75 percent of comics are nice and have some sense of social skills, but there are those who end up in comedy because they don't know how to socialize. I don't want to deal with that group.

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It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 30th, 1948

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