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Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides.

~Jim Gaffigan

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There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

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I worked on 'USA Today' as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really tried. But some topics are not truly universal.

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There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.

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I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

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I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only thing I know. I don't know anything else.

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I just want to be known as funny.

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I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliche to carry around, because people don't consider stand-ups really actors.

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Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.

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I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 7th, 1966

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