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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

~Groucho Marx

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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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Humor is reason gone mad.

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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 2nd, 1890

Died: August 19th, 1977

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