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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

~Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 2nd, 1890

Died: August 19th, 1977

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