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Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Been Less Lived Lives More Never

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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Bad Cart Eating Got Grocery Habits Use You

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It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: About Biggest Complaint Culture Enough Enough Time Eternity Everyone Having Ironic More Nothing Our Than Thought Time Us

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Actually Get Here Hollywood License Marriage Printed You

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Begins Education Know Only Out Problem Realize System You

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I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Clueless Help Helpless Want

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Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Cheese Lying Washington Washington D.c. Wisconsin Dc

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What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Aw Business Campaign Care Dime Fight Immediately Like Moment Our People Right Shock Start Taken Taking Then Touching Turn Until War Way

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Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Balloon Cost Days Does Electricity Expensive Hair Make Much Something Why I Can

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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Cash Cold Discount Ever Hard Idea Just Marriage Might Money More Never Paper Piece Someone Sure Tell Than Well You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 3rd, 1953

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