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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

~Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.

~Elayne Boosler

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Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

~Elayne Boosler

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When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star.

~Elayne Boosler

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I've never been able to write for stand-up.

~Elayne Boosler

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I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.

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I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.

~Elayne Boosler

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I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

~Elayne Boosler

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My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

~Elayne Boosler

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I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

~Elayne Boosler

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 18th, 1952

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