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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Director

Born: December 1st, 1935

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