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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Covered Dog Empty Fashion Hair Life Philosophy You Your

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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Am Bike Boat Box Car Community Delete Deposit History House Important Invented Key Lock Mind Most Order Peace Peace Of Mind Private Safety Sanity Thankful The Most Important Your I Am

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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Deer Hunting Know Maybe Need Rounds Sport You Your

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We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Animals Face Food Meet People Rarely Wild Wild Animals Zoo

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The message of great art is to disturb.

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Topics: Art Disturb Great Great Art Message

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Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.

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Topics: Both Congress Dogs Pigs Smarter Than

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Horse racing is waning in popularity.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Horse Horse Racing Popularity Racing

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I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Always Beach Dog Every Every Time Goes House Husband Joy Money My Own Our Own Put Say Tails Time Walked Would Years

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Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.

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Topics: Affectionate Better Call Come Know Names Teenagers Than Totally Turkeys You

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Alone Close Know Leave Men Really Someone Them Want Who Will

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 18th, 1952

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