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I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Because Boring Get Going Imagination Lets Life Me My Life Off Reality

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I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Anything Anything Else Been Besides Comedy Comic Doing Else Going Keep Plus Stand-Up Stand-Up Comedy

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I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Fit Funny Good Guy Me Movie Seems Sitcom Tv Whatever

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I never wanted to be famous.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Famous Never Wanted

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I have no grand scheme.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Grand Scheme

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I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Always Doing Emotionally Getting Jokes Keep Know Like Me Only People Shows Start Television Tell Who I Can

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For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Cool Crowd Dudes Get Guys Happened Just Know Like Long Long Time Offended People Really Shows Sort Them Time Were

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Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Else Everyone Everyone Else Fight Get Just Like Once You

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I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Crowd Down Groans Laughing Mind Show Slow

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I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Lot Soundtracks Stuff

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 18th, 1965

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