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I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Again Almost Ears Feel Like Movie Music Seeing Soundtrack I Feel I Feel Like

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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

~Dave Attell

Topics: Against Call Choice Cops Driving Drunk Get Got Gotta Just Kids Know No Choice People School Some Some People Sometimes Those Yeah You

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When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

~Dave Attell

Topics: American Indians Kid Loved Me Native Native Americans Pardon Really

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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Alike Both Certain Exactly Fire Know Like Lot Men Men And Women Situations Women Women Are You

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Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Always Call Find Matter People Say Way You

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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Chicken Combine Eat Fish Know Penguin Should Tell Them Things Two You

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I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Any Celebrity Like Star Thing Think

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I'm not like a performer type.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Like Performer Type

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My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Bad Comedy Confidence Could Day Hated Jobs Knew Really Think Those

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I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

~Dave Attell

Topics: Comic Comics Joke Jokes Like Other Tell Who Works Writing

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 18th, 1965

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