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Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.

~Chris Rock

Topics: About Actor Better Better Actor Doing Here Knew Make Me Play Would

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Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Comedy Like Men Most Parts Really Written

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I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Back Clubs Comedy Did Get Get A Real Go Policy Real Same Smoking Way

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I live way below my means.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Below Live Means Way

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I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Beach Black Brooklyn First History Kids School The History Of

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You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Critic Laughing Need People Tell You

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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Above Hack Just Overrated

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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Act Bad Dude Every He Jude Just Law Movie Movies Said Say

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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Awards Because Eddie Eddie Murphy Goal Host Life Murphy Prince Sang Show Mtv

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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Act Always Before Go Kids Most Sleep Up

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Biography

Nationality: Unknown

Type: Comedian

Born: February 7th, 1965

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