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A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Club Comedy Comedy Club Material Out Place Trying Where Work Work Out You

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No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'

~Chris Rock

Topics: Artist Better Critic Film Going Say Than

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My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars. And I bought a red Corvette for $45,000 dollars. I'm thinking, 'I've got 45 grand left!' Taxes didn't even come into my equation. At the end of the first year of making 90 grand I was 25, 30 in the hole. We live in this baller, spend-money culture.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Bought Come Culture Dollars End Equation Even First Got Grand Hole Left Live Made Making Red Snl Taxes Thinking Year

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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Comedian Enjoying Fair Funny Funny Guy Get Guy Idea Karaoke Laughing People Professional Themselves Whole You

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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Movies Okay

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I used to hang out with grandfather all the time because he used to pick me up from school sometimes, or drive me to my mother's, so I'd be with my grandfather a lot. I used to watch him write his sermons.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Because Drive Grandfather Hang He Him His Lot Me Mother Out Pick School Sermons Sometimes Time Up Used Watch Write

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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Above Chris Hack Just Name New Overrated Rock Should Slightly Dvd

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I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze movie. But I live in a Nancy Meyers movie.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Like Live Movie Nancy Spike

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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

~Chris Rock

Topics: Almost Being Being Famous Famous Like Love White Yeah I Love

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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

~Chris Rock

Topics: Black Dominate Final Four People Population Sports States United United States

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Biography

Nationality: Unknown

Type: Comedian

Born: February 7th, 1965

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