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It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Accused Because Before Everything Eyes Her Life Now Play Pleasure Sister Whole I Can

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I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied - so much so that there were days when I was like, 'I can't go to school today.' I was too scared.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Bullied Days Deserved Go Half Like Much Scared School Today Too Tortured Were

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We women have to stick together.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Stick Together Women

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People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Ask Because Easy Gotten Hard Me Men Over People Really Ride Should Take Think Why Women World I Think

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I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Heavier Love Magazine News Politics Shows Watching I Love

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I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Become Comedian Hard Work

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I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Any Joke Love Make Sense Something Stupid I Love

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The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: About Britney Britney Spears Challenge Fresh Hard Interesting Keep Over Spears Talking Very You

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There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves are good. I try and embrace all those things. I try and embrace the times where I'm not sure of myself or I'm like, 'Is this going to work? Is this going to land?'

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Embrace Felt Get Going Good Insecure Land Like Myself Nerves Nervous Sure Things Those Times Try Unsure Where Work

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Every time I had a book come out, I'm like, 'Is it going to be number one?'

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Book Come Every Every Time Going Had Like Number Out Time

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 25th, 1975

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