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The love that comes from friendship is the underlying facet of a happy life.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Facet Friendship Happy Happy Life Life Love Underlying

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Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute!

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Come Cute Down Here Hold Like Little Mommy Now Opposite People Phobia Scared See Some Some People Them Want You Your I See

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I never considered myself a supermodel or anything like that. I mean, I don't think I'm ugly. I have good days and bad days, and I like when I'm fit and lean and all of those things that any woman likes, but it's not the eye of the hurricane for me.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Any Anything Bad Bad Days Considered Days Eye Fit Good Hurricane Lean Like Likes Me Mean Myself Never Supermodel Things Think Those Ugly Woman

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I try not to cheat on my boyfriends when I have them.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Boyfriend Cheat Them Try

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Everything isn't permanent, so don't pretend that it is. Everything's supposed to move and shift.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Everything Move Permanent Pretend Shift Supposed

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I'm a devilish kind of person, but I embrace it. I don't try to fight it. It's proven very well for me.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Devilish Embrace Fight Kind Me Person Proven Try Very Well

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You can't have friendships that aren't based on realness.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Based Friendships Realness You

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I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That's my problem.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Good Host Hosting Problem Terrible Think

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I remember having a conversation with my sister, saying, 'What if I don't make it? What if I'm still waiting tables when I'm 35?' I was just at the end of my rope. But I've been at the end of that rope several times.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Been Conversation End Having Just Make Remember Rope Saying Several Sister Still Tables Times Waiting What If I Remember

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I have always maintained a strong opposition to marriage because I would have to be in serious denial to pretend I wasn't born with a personality for divorce. Whatever the opposite of amicable is, that's how my breakups tend to play out.

~Chelsea Handler

Topics: Always Because Born Denial Divorce How Maintained Marriage Opposite Opposition Out Personality Play Pretend Serious Strong Tend Whatever Would

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 25th, 1975

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