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In syndication, the biggest buyers are car dealerships.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Biggest Buyers Car

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I've learned in my older age that sexy gets you further than brains.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Age Brains Further Gets Learned Older Sexy Than You

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I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Big Big Time Celebrity Friends Guy Just Time

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Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.'

~Bill Engvall

Topics: About Jay Jokes Know Me Once Things You

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I am feeling older every day.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Am Day Every Every Day Feeling Older I Am

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I have been passed over on some things because people didn't think I was edgy enough. But the people who took those gigs are gone now, and I am still here.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Am Because Been Edgy Enough Gigs Gone Here Now Over Passed People Some Some Things Still Things Think Those Took Who I Am

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I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Acting Dramatic Dream Funny Him Kevin Love Movie Role Something Would I Dream

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I've really got no complaints.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Complaints Got Really

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To be honest with you, I still eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control. I still love pizza, but instead of eating half, I eat a slice.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: About Control Eat Eating Half Honest Instead Love Pizza Portion Slice Still To Be Honest Want Whatever You

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Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good.

~Bill Engvall

Topics: Beyond Good Life Live Long Now People Quality Quality Of Life

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 27th, 1957

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