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It's always really funny to watch someone who really wants something who isn't getting it but who's desperate for it.

~Billy Eichner

Topics: Always Desperate Funny Getting Really Someone Something Wants Watch Who

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Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn't matter how funny you are and how well you do, there's two people that are going to walk out of there hating you.

~Billy Gardell

Topics: Comic Everybody Funny Going Hating How Know Look Matter Out People Please Stand-Up Two Two People Walk Well You

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When I started out, everyone seemed to be adopting these names... Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious. I wasn't really Rotten or Vicious or Nasty, so I wanted something a bit more funny - yet something that seemed real rock 'n' roll... something that acknowledged my ambition.

~Billy Idol

Topics: Acknowledged Adopting Ambition Bit Everyone Funny Johnny More Names Nasty Out Real Really Rock Rock N Roll Roll Rotten Seemed Something Started Vicious Wanted

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I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or whatever.

~Billy Magnussen

Topics: Craft Doing Funny Funny Stuff Known Performance Post Stuff Twitter Want Well Whatever

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It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

~Billy Mays

Topics: Always Baseball Business Compare Funny Home Home Run Kind Looking Run

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When I heard The Beatles, that was my turning point. They were like my mentors. You know, the funny thing about that, when I heard 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand,' at first I said these guys are like a flash in the pan. But the second album, I had to take all that back. John Lennon - one of the greatest writers in the world.

~Billy Paul

Topics: About Album Back Beatles First Flash Funny Funny Thing Greatest Guys Had Hand Heard Hold John John Lennon Know Lennon Like Mentors Pan Point Said Second Take Thing Turning Turning Point Wanna Were World Writers You Your

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On 'Lab Rats,' I read the script probably three or four times before we ever even do a table read because I want to be completely prepared. And I want to know exactly which beats I have to hit and where I need to make something comical. Some lines need a little more than others do just to get the point across, to get the joke to be funny.

~Billy Unger

Topics: Across Beats Because Before Even Ever Exactly Four Funny Get Hit Joke Just Know Lab Lines Little Make More Need Others Point Prepared Rats Read Script Some Something Table Than Three Times Want Where Which

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If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

~Billy Wilder

Topics: Funny Going People Tell Truth You

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It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.

~Bjork

Topics: Always Conservatives End Funny Get Hand Hippies How In The End Rid Seem Tried Upper

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It could be seen as narcissistic to have your own museum, but for me, it's such a long time ago - I have perspective. That young man in the funny clothes - he's almost a stranger, so I can tell his story.

~Bjorn Ulvaeus

Topics: Almost Clothes Could Funny He His Long Long Time Long Time Ago Man Me Museum Narcissistic Own Perspective Seen Story Stranger Such A Long Time Tell Time Young Young Man Your I Can

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