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People saw 'Moonlight' because it was excellent.

~Billy Eichner

Topics: Because Excellent Moonlight People Saw

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Facebook is weird. They have all of these seemingly random rules that I'm sure make sense to them, but don't make sense to me or any people.

~Billy Eichner

Topics: Any Facebook Make Me People Random Rules Seemingly Sense Sure Them Weird

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Usually, you'll have a show like the 'King of Queens,' and there'll be one really fat guy, but at least he has a beautiful wife - they balance it out.

~Billy Eichner

Topics: Balance Beautiful Beautiful Wife Fat Guy He King Least Like Out Queens Really Show Wife You

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I was a terrible waiter.

~Billy Eichner

Topics: Terrible Waiter

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No one was asking me to be on TV. So I made my own late-night TV talk show.

~Billy Eichner

Topics: Asking Late-Night Made Me My Own Own Show Talk Talk Show Tv

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I grew up worshipping Pee-wee Herman.

~Billy Eichner

Topics: Grew Up

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One thing that I love about 'Difficult People' is that Julie Klausner and our showrunner, Scott King, have written the lead character I play as a fully formed man.

~Billy Eichner

Topics: About Character Difficult Difficult People Formed Fully Julie King Lead Love Man One Thing Our People Play Scott Thing Written I Love

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I'm not a bro.

~Billy Eichner

Topics: Bro

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If you're faking it, people will know, and it's going to turn a lot of people off.

~Billy Eichner

Topics: Faking Going Know Lot Off People Turn Will You

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I grew up in Queens, which is the most diverse borough: the rich and the poor and homeless and people of every sexual orientation and gender and age group. Everyone is saying we live in this bubble, and there's some truth to that. But I do not think it is healthy to all of a sudden invalidate the way we live in New York.

~Billy Eichner

Topics: Age Bubble Diverse Every Everyone Gender Grew Group Healthy Homeless Live Most New New York Orientation People Poor Queens Rich Saying Sexual Some Sudden Think Truth Up Way Which York

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 18th, 1978

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