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Stand-up will always come first. I've been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have with the audience. It's euphoric.

~Billy Gardell

Topics: Always Audience Been Come Compares Connection Doing First Nothing Stand-Up Will Years You

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I'm from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year's there once. I'm not trying to namedrop.

~Billy Gardell

Topics: America Mall Minnesota New Once Spent Stand-Up Trying Used Work Year

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I mean, yeah, I want to lose some weight! I'm doing the best I can.

~Billy Gardell

Topics: Best Doing Lose Mean Some Want Weight Yeah I Can

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Everybody wants to be a better version of themselves - everybody. And I hope one day I can lose some weight. Maybe, who knows, I'll hire myself a trainer and a fancy cook. In five years, maybe I'll be an action hero. Then again, maybe I'll just be this guy. Who knows? But the fun part is embracing the human side of that.

~Billy Gardell

Topics: Action Again Better Cook Day Embracing Everybody Fancy Five Fun Guy Hero Hire Hope Human Just Just Be Knows Lose Maybe Myself One Day Part Side Some Themselves Then Trainer Version Wants Weight Who Years I Can

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I come from a working-class family in Pittsburgh, whereas 'Mike & Molly' deals with the working class in Chicago. I swear a little, but I pretty much talk the same. It's not like when you see someone like Tim Allen and he's a lot bluer onstage.

~Billy Gardell

Topics: Allen Chicago Class Come Deals Family He Like Little Lot Mike Molly Much Onstage Pittsburgh Pretty Same See Someone Swear Talk Tim Whereas Working Working Class Working-Class You

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Whenever I realize I'm being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.

~Billy Gardell

Topics: Audience Being Down Effect Goofball Joke Love Onstage Realize Release See Seriously Someone Takes Talk Themselves Too Wants Watching Whenever Who Write I Love I Write

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I've been trying to watch my weight a bit, but when I come to Las Vegas, all bets are off. I get enough healthy food in L.A. where the food is the size of a quarter and costs $40 - when I'm in Vegas, I want a steak!

~Billy Gardell

Topics: Been Bets Bit Come Costs Enough Food Get Healthy Las Vegas Off Quarter Size Steak Trying Vegas Want Watch Weight Where

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I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.

~Billy Gardell

Topics: Always Favorite Find Kind Like Little Places Sandwich Those

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You know, I'm playing the Mirage in Vegas, the main room... About 5 percent of all comics end up as the main headliner on the Vegas Strip, so that's a big deal for me. Getting to do my stand-up the way I have this summer is really what I've dreamed of since I was about 10 years old.

~Billy Gardell

Topics: About Big Big Deal Comics Deal Dreamed End Getting Know Main Me Mirage Old Percent Playing Really Room Since Stand-Up Strip Summer Up Vegas Way Years You

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I like those older theaters - the acoustics are perfect, I mean, you just have that feel of there's been a thousand shows in there and now you get to be one.

~Billy Gardell

Topics: Been Feel Get Just Like Mean Now Older Perfect Shows Theaters Those Thousand You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 20th, 1969

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